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Critical Theory oriented insights on current evens, philosophers, and so mock epics. It hasn't been easy, but we try to maintain our humor.



Ph.D., Cognitive Science, Secular Humanist, and cursed with a preference for things that make sense. At times, Arthur Schopenhauer is editor. Tend to the Critical Theory viewpoint.